The following is an email I sent out to family, friends, lovers and other random people that gave me their contact info. Have a look and consider donating to Fukushimo or myself.
Dear Family, Friends, In-Common-Laws and Randoms that I added to this email…
Movember is once again upon us, and I have shaved my illustrious beard in the name of awareness for Men’s health and prostate cancer. Myself along with the gentlemen of Fukushima-present and Fukushima-past have banded together again as Fukushimo
Seven days in, I have a decent Mo (as a girlfriend and as one growing on my face, so 2 Mos).
But a stellar & ridiculous Mo is not enough! The machine that is Movember operates off of donations and the more we get, the more magnificent of a collective Mo we can grow, it’s a scientific fact!
So, with that said, I’m emailing all of you in hopes of gaining a donation from you for either myself
, or Fukushimo as a team
! Anything from a dollar to a million dollars is acceptable. For donations over a million, just send them directly to my bank account and I’ll make sure it gets to the right people 😉
If you do donate to the team, please share it amongst all of the team members, as we get more stuff that way! Now, as an alternative, you could donate to Drew
, but his Mo is far less photoshopped and I’ve already donated to him, so it’s cool, just move on.
What’s in it for you, you may be asking yourself? Fear not, random friend, in-common-law, girlfriend, family member or other (you categorize yourself accordingly). For any donation, I will create and send to you a Movember Duck Face Photo, that is the perfect size to be hung in a den, placed on a mantle piece or saved to a hard drive never to be viewed again. Have a look and tell me you don’t want one of these bad boys…
Note the personalization there! It’s a nice touch that you won’t get from other Movember groups!
If all of this isn’t enough for you, check out my epic and sad Movember Shave video on YouTube
! It’s 2 minutes of your life you’ll never get back, but it’s set to some pretty intense music, thank you Requiem for a Dream! (If you’re too lazy to click the link, have no fear, it’s embedded below)
With all of that, I’ll leave you. Regardless of if you donate or not, I’ll still love/like/include you on mass email blasts in the future, so no worries. Feel free to share this email around or like Fukushimo on Facebook
for the impending Mo-toshop war I am bound to have with Steve Paugh
(It is coming sir, oh you wait!).
For those of you that can donate, thank you in advance. Your thank you will be posted to my Facebook page or Twitter account in the near future.